Pareiasaurus Adult Skull Profile Replica

Description

Pareiasaurus adult skull profile plaque measures 10.8 x 9.3 x 5.4 inches. The Deltavjatia vjatkensis plaque is a museum-quality polyurethane resin cast of a Kotelnich Paleontological Museum specimen. 1:1 scale. Made in USA.

Pareiasaurus is in the collection of Koltelnich Paleontological Museum. Age: 255 million years ago, Upper permian, Paleozoic Era. Locality: Koltelnich locality of Upper Permian vertebrate fauna, Russia.

Scientific Classification

• Kingdom: Animalia
• Phylum: Chordata
• Class: Reptilia
• Order: †Procolophonomorpha
• Family: †Pareiasauridae
• Genus: †Deltavjatia
• Species: †D. vjatkensis
• Binomial name: †Deltavjatia vjatkensis
• Conservation status: Extinct

Perry, the Pareiasaurus adult skeleton replica, goes into Safeway on Valentine’s Day and pops all of the balloons right in front of the clerk. She screams and calls security. Security is on a lunch break at home with his wifey poo bear.

Dillon, the dire wolf skull replica, is on the candy aisle filling up shopping carts full of all the candy in the aisles and wheeling them out to his van, shopping cart and all.

Fang, the Saber-toothed cat skull replica, raids every floral arrangement and all the flowers in the store. He is standing out on Francis Avenue giving them away to everyone stuck at the red light.

Shorty, the short-faced bear skull replica, packs all the alcohol in the store in a 8 foot cubic foot Black Diamond manure wheelbarrow and rolls it out the back ramp into a U-Haul truck.

Happy Valentine’s Day Safeway!