Spectacled Bear Baculum Replica
$18.00
Spectacled bear baculum replica is 5.1 x 0.50 x 0.45 in. The Tremarctos ornatus is a museum-quality polyurethane resin cast of a CAS specimen.
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Description
Spectacled bear baculum replica measures 5.1 x 0.50 x 0.45 inches. The Tremarctos ornatus is a museum-quality polyurethane resin cast of a California Academy of Sciences specimen. 1:1 scale. Made in USA.
The spectacled bear is the last living relative of the ancient short-faced bears. It lives in the forested hills and mountains of South America. This animal is a medium-sized bear. They are usually black, but some individuals have reddish-brown fur.
The common name comes from the white or tan markings on its face. These pale shapes create rings around its eyes like glasses. The patterns often stretch down to the chest to form a large patch of light fur.
These marks vary greatly and look different on every single bear. They have a stocky body with a short tail, small ears, and a thick neck. Their front legs are longer than their hind legs, which helps them climb trees.
The spectacled bear eats a mostly vegetarian diet. It eats cactus, palm nuts, bamboo hearts, and fallen fruit. They have strong jaws and flat back teeth built to grind tough plants.
Scientific Classification
- Kingdom: Animalia
- Phylum: Chordata
- Class: Mammalia
- Order: Carnivora
- Family: Ursidae
- Genus: Tremarctos
- Species: T. ornatus
- Binomial name: Tremarctos ornatus
- Conservation status: Vulnerable
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Additional information
| Weight | 3.0 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 5.1 × 0.50 × 0.45 in |
